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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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