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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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