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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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