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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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