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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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