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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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