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Pet death
My
grandfather
had their beloved pet
tarantula 🕷
Ms
Snuffles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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an elephant 🐘
a lynx 😺
a wild boar 🐗
a cow 🐮
a pufferfish 🐡
a venomous snake 🐍
a velociraptor 🦖
a cheetah 😺
a hippo 🦛
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