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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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