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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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