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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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