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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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