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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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