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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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