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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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