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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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