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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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