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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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