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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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