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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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