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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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