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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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