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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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