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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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