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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Peanut eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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