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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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