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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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