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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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