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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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