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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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