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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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