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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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