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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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