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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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