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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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