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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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