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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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