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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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