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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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