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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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