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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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