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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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