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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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