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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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