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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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