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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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