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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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