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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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