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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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