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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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