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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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