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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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