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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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