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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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