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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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