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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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