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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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