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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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