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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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