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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Luna eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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