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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Coco eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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