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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Millie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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