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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Millie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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