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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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