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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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