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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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