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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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