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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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